I'll bet she douches with gravy.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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