AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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