I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
try to milk me bitch
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