Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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