Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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