***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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