Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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