just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
wow bdsm is so cute
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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