And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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