Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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