Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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