fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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