yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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