Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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