Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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