i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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