think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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