sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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