I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i dont even know how to be here
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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