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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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