Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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