Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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