so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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