No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
We need to rekindle our bromance
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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