The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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