Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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