it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Help. Why am I so naked?
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