He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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