this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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