There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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