omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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