Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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