She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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