Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You work out of a Hotel?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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