I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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