You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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