My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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