He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
What drink are we having for lunch?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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