Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize