Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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