Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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