Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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