The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I came so hard my ears popped.
How naked do you want me to be?
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