there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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