my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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