How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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