I love black thongs
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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