dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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