I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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