Sponge bath it is.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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