I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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