I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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