..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
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