Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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