I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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