everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
This house was built for laser tag.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
i need some magic done to my vagina
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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