it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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